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Wet Dreams Come True at Real-Life Fantasy Island

Filed Under Dominican Republic, GFE, prostitutes, sex tourism, sex travel 

[This is the text--minus a few editorial changes in the magazine version--of my article in the March 2008 Hustler.]

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You’re sipping a martini at a tiki bar surrounded by palm trees, a blazing orange sun setting in the distance. A pair of stunning Latinas with nothing but towels around their waists are entertaining you. Their caramel-colored skin glistens and their nipples rub against you as they nibble on your ear and molest you through your bathing suit. You fucked one of these dark-haired temptresses last night, though all that free booze makes it hard to remember which one. No problem. You can refresh your memory an hour from now, when you’re fucking both of them.

This isn’t a dream. You’re not dead and you’re not on drugs. You’re just high on oxygen. As in Oxygen Retreat, an all-inclusive Caribbean resort (with one very special amenity not offered at any Club Med) a short flight from Miami. It’ll seem even shorter if you take a few sleeping pills, and since the last thing you’ll want to do at Oxygen is sleep, this might be the best time to grab some zzzz’s.

When I arrived for a weekend at this real-life Fantasy Island, there was no pudgy-faced midget (”De plane, boss. De plane.”) or mysterious gentleman in an elegant white suit to welcome me. Instead, I was greeted by Oxygen’s huge staff of smoking-hot “hostesses.”

The ladies were there to do a lot more than put a mint on my pillow. As one of the owners, Mike, said: “Our girls understand the meaning of full service.”

Oxygen keeps a two-to-one ratio of girls-to-guests. There were about 40 girls that weekend. It was like being at an international beaver buffet. Among the delicacies were young women from the Philippines, Columbia and Ukraine. Mike asked if I wanted to schedule any off-site activities, like scuba diving. But the only diving I wanted to do was jackknifing straight into some warm moist muff.

Then Mike handed me the keys to this Kingdom of Cooze: a booklet filled with blue and green tickets. The former gets you a two-hour session with the girl of your choice, the latter an all-nighter (toda la noche, as they say in these parts).

Oxygen opened in September 2006. As former strip-club operators, Mike and his co-owner Robert know all about catering to men’s fantasies. “We’re regular guys who’ve done the single and married thing and decided to create an exclusive resort where men’s fantasies can come true, where you can enjoy the companionship of women selected not only for their looks, but also their personality and cleanliness,” said Mike.

“We’d checked out the escort scene around the world. Regardless of location—Southeast Asia, Eastern Europe, Latin America—at least 80 percent of the women were not that attractive or just hustlers with no real interest in providing a good time. Also, in a lot of these countries we couldn’t find good food or it was extremely expensive.”

I tasted the fruits of Oxygen’s founders’ efforts at the resort’s restaurant, where I gorged on lobster and filet mignon.

As good as that was, it couldn’t compare to the visual feast of seeing a luscious Latina who called herself “La Bebe” (”The Baby”) sloshing around in the pool. She was topless and top-heavy. “I’m still learning to swim,” she said. Why? I wondered. Nature had equipped her with a pair of flotation devices that would have made the Titanic unsinkable.

La Bebe and I made our way over to the waterfall on the side of the pool, where we were joined by Mika, a beautiful blonde Filipina. (Nothing says fuckable like an Asian Barbie doll.) She had a tattoo of Angelina Jolie on her shoulder. “You know her?” she asked. “Sure,” I BS’d. “I go to a lot of celebrity parties.” “Get her to come here,” Mika pleaded. “You have no idea how much I want her to eat my pussy.”

“Everyone says I look like Angeline Jolie,” I joked, pursing my lips. Mika pulled me under the water and kissed me. We resurfaced, smacking up into La Bebe’s boobs. “I’m shielding your heads from the waterfall,” she said.

I don’t know if Oxygen has a no-fucking-in-the-pool policy, but my balls were becoming as blue as the Caribbean. I invited both girls back to my room, but La Bebe had a previous engagement. Mika would meet me in a half-hour.

She showed up in a white lace bustier, garters and g-string. When we decided to play in my Jacuzzi, she treated me to a mouth-watering striptease combined with lots of grinding against my dick.

“Why is your bathing suit still on?” she asked, as we got in the tub. Instead of waiting for an answer, she maneuvered it off with her nimble toes. I reciprocated by rubbing my big toe on her sweet spot. That and the powerful jet from the Jacuzzi had her moaning in no time.

As she started giving me head, I remembered that there’s no hurricane season in Oxygen’s tropical enclave. The only gale-force winds were the ones generated by Mika’s furious inhaling and exhaling on my dick.

So how much for this earthly paradise? Prices start at $1,995 for three days, two nights. That includes the company of up to four girls a day and unlimited food and drink. It ain’t cheap, although I probably drank more than that in Gran Patrón tequila. Is it worth it? That, of course, is subjective. One guy might prefer to put the money towards a big plasma TV so he can sit at home and jack off to lifelike images. Another chooses to spend it on the real thing at an erotic El Dorado like Oxygen where the pussy’s worth its weight in gold.

Who comes here? The guests that weekend were all men, but Oxygen allows couples, too. Most of the men I spoke to, like Zak, a programmer from New York, were single. Of course some were married, “away on business.” Guests were in their late-20s through 70s. No such age diversity existed among the girls (thank God!), whose average age was around 20.

Like Elena, a succulent little spinner from Venezuela whose birthday was the day I arrived. She stayed with me one night. The next morning at seven, someone started knocking on my door. It was Mika, there to gather Elena to go to English class in town.

“Wanna join us for a few minutes?” I asked. “If it’s okay with Elena,” she smiled.

“Elena, would you mind if …” Before I could finish, Elena was at the door, eyeing Mika like a lion sizing up her prey. She took Mika’s hand. “I don’t mind at all.”

They devoured each other, their lady-lust driving me to the brink of nut sack implosion. Then it was time to lavish their attention on me. But you can only tamper with the forces of nature so long. All it took was the touch of Mika’s fingers while she put a condom on me and I was gone. Oh, but what a way to go!

I definitely learned something that weekend: Man can not survive without Oxygen.

Comments

7 Responses to “Wet Dreams Come True at Real-Life Fantasy Island”

  1. tess madrone on February 7th, 2008 4:41 am

    I am a very erotic woman and have seriously considered doing something like this with a male friend of mine. Do you really feel like the woman would be just as turned on by me as I would get by them? I am very femme in appearance, but am more like a guy in my thoughts about sex. I can and do like to buy sex at times regardless of whether I need to or not. I only want to do it though if the woman are turned on by other women (versus just catering to them). Do you know what I mean? I am sure it is the same for you as a man. Its very hot if you feel chemistry with a woman, and sometimes its just friction if you don’t.
    So, overall, would you recommend a place such as this for a kinky couple with a bi female?

  2. admin on February 9th, 2008 5:27 am

    Hi Tess, Oxygen definitely has women that enjoy having sex with other women. The trick is to feel out the girls beforehand to determine who’s really into it, and who just does it “for show”. (Or just for the money — “gay for pay”, as Jenna Jameson once put it on Howard Stern.) I’ve faced similar situations when trying to organize threesomes. I’m not so concerned how much the girls are into me, but into each other. As long as there’s real attraction/sparks between the two girls, it turns me on like a motherfucker.

    Just out of curiosity, you mentioned that you’re very erotic. Can I ask what you look like? Maybe I should take you to Rio some time. Plenty of bisexual babes there to choose from. And if anyone can give you the VIP tour of Rio, it’s me.

  3. tess madrone on February 10th, 2008 5:18 am

    Oh Joe, you and I could be a dangerous pair there together I imagine! Be careful of what you wish for.

    As for the women at Oxygen (and threesomes in general ) it sounds like you have a really good handle on what makes it hot and not. It is all about the energy and yes, I agree, spending some time finding those right women is the key.

    I imagine it is a lot like Burning Man…it is what you make it. Since I have had plenty of sex and lots of it being kinky and alternative in its nature, I would really enjoy taking the time to take in the view, flirt, and have playful banter.

    I love play in this venue, although unlike you, I am a national girl which drives me underground and possibly provokes you to cease contact with me from here on out, or makes you a new best friend…who knows anymore? I live in SF where life is just different in so may wonderful ways!

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  5. Flipthrila on February 24th, 2008 9:09 pm

    Fantastic article Joe! I am so interested in going to this place. I have 2 questions, one do the girls at the resort give head without a condom? I can’t stand bjs with a condom on. Second question, the filipina you fucked in the article, is she the girl with the red thong in the picture in Hustler with the hat? Thanks for the info!

  6. admin on February 26th, 2008 2:18 am

    Hi Flipthrila,
    Thanks for the compliment.

    >do the girls at the resort give head without a condom?
    My hunch is most probably will do it without a condom, but it’s up to each girl.

    >the filipina you fucked in the article, is she the girl with the red thong in the picture in Hustler with the hat?

    No. Unfortunately, her pic isn’t in the article.

  7. theballooner on March 6th, 2008 3:58 pm

    Great article…brings back memories. 12 of us took over the place when it first opened and had a ball - one of the best times ever.

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